Funny Birthday Wishes To Make The Day Extra Special

by Updated on December 29, 2019
Funny Birthday Wishes

So you are celebrating the day someone you care about was born? A birthday is a joyful time for the birthday boy or girl as they commemorate the day they were born. It’s also another chance to be thankful for another year in their lives.

It is a special day when they want their dearest with them. Make the birthday boy or girl feel extra special and humorous by crafting them an amusing message. Don’t worry if creativity is not your strong point. We have composed hundreds of hilarious messages suitable for this occasion.

Check the following funny messages and pick the best to humour them on their birthday. Make them laugh and always want you in their every birthday party.

Best Funny Birthday Wishes

#1: A birthday is a fantastic time to spoil yourself and break some rules. Today you can eat even what the doctor ordered you not to eat because it will be only once the whole year. Happy birthday!

#2: If I didn’t know you, I would dispute your age. You are sixty but sincerely look only 40, and I am kidding you not. Happy birthday.

#3: You have come a long way and done incredible stuff along the way. You still have a long way to go. I want you to count all the blessing you have and not that the years are accumulating. Happy birthday!

#4: Happy birthday. I know as much as you are going to enjoy this day, it’s also going to remind you that you are one more year older. No worries my dear, because “old is gold.”

#5: Don’t worry about the piling years and that you are headed towards being toothless. Just thank the universe that you are still alive. Happy birthday.

#6: Happy birthday. I love your beautiful smile, and I hope you keep always smiling even when you only have one tooth left. Happy birthday.

#7: I am not merely making you feel good but telling you the truth. That you age differently and each additional year instead of growing older, you grow younger and beautiful. Happy birthday.

#8: Don’t let anyone tell you that you are old. Just pretend you are a dog because in dog years today, you are only six years old. Happy birthday.

#9: I am was starting to feel so old today, but I am so happy because your birthday has reminded me that no matter how old I get, you will always be older than me. Happy birthday.

#10: I knew this day would come, but it seems to have got here pretty fast. Today you can’t peacefully go up a flight of stairs without everyone asking to hold your hand. There is nothing much you can do but accept it and move on. Happy birthday.

#11: You mean so much to me. Even if I were to lose everything that I call mine but have you by my side, I would still be rich. I pray that your birthday is full of people and things to make you smile. Happy birthday, dearest.

#12: I have been searching for the perfect gift to bring you but couldn’t find it. At last, I decided I was the best gift I could get. That’s why I am here but empty-handed. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

#13: Just the other day we were soiling our pants. Now, look at you a fully grown man who frowns at your kids when they soil themselves. I hope you have many more birthdays. I just fervently pray you won’t soil your big boy pants no matter how old you get. Happy birthday.

#14: Isn’t it amazing how years fly by? I have watched you since we were boys and now grandfathers. I love you so much, and I want to save you many troubles. I got the cake ready and lit the candles lit, and I have phoned the fire department to blow them out for you. Happy birthday.

#15: Poor old you. I would love to bring all the young girls who chose you for the school dance instead of me and hear what they have to say now that you are all crumbled. Happy birthday!

#16: If you were still a boy, I would tell you to tread carefully because your decisions will shape your future. But now that you are already old, all I can say is I hope you are enjoying whatever you sowed in your youth. Happy birthday!

#17: Don’t worry about the kids calling you an old man because you turned forty. Quickly remind them that “life begins at forty”. Happy birthday!

#18: I sadly noticed that wrinkles are forming on your face. Don’t let them bother you anyway. Treat them like creases that you can straighten with a hot iron any time you want. Happy birthday!

#19: Happy birthday. I am so glad to have known you for all these years. You have offered me free consultancy services. I pray that you have many years to come so that I continue enjoying those services.

#20: Today I have both bad and good news. The good news is that in another few birthdays you will become eligible for senior discounts in so many stores. The bad news is that you won’t have much use for all that stuff. Happy birthday, mate!

#21: Stop getting depressed about becoming a year older. Just be thankful that you were not born in Africa, where hunger would have killed you before you reached half the age you now are. Happy birthday.

#22: I can’t believe this is what life has done to you. You see a beautiful woman crossing the road, and the only thing you can think is “I hope she doesn’t get hit by the cars flying past.” What happened to the days you used to stop and stare? Happy birthday!

#23: This journey called life is so unpredictable. It throws curveballs your way every so often. I am so happy to have you by my side as I tackle life. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

#24: It’s another year gone by, but I am very sure you haven’t grown a year wiser. You will still be my dumb friend. Keep it up my friend, because I love you just as you are. Happy birthday.

#25: Happy birthday my dear friend. Let no one tell you that you are old because you are still younger than you will be on your next birthday.

#26: Happy birthday, pal. I am wishing you many more but not so many until you cannot recognize me anymore. I still want to crack jokes with you when you are a hundred.

#27: How time flies! I remember the time you would only have a few candles on your cake. Today you have a million candles on the cake and it’s really hard even to see how the cake looks. Happy birthday buddy.

#28: It has been several years since I first knew you. You have been such a gem to me, and I must say you have been like wine becoming better with age. Happy birthday.

#29: Funny how age changes a person and changes priorities. I cannot believe that we can no longer go clubbing, and when we attempt, we stand out as the old fools. I am still happy you are my buddy with or without the old fun. Happy birthday.

#30: Happy birthday buddy. I promised to take care of you till the end. I have just removed all your wall mirrors so that you don’t see the old geezer that you have become!

#31: I never dreamt the day would come when I wouldn’t be able to count all the years you have without going hoarse and becoming mute. Happy birthday my friend.

#32: Good friend stay with you through thick and thin. They also tell you the truth when everyone else is lying. Today when they say you are young, I will remain your true friend and let you know that you are quite old. Happy birthday!

#33: Some friends have left you. Your black hair left a while ago, your hearing is planning to leave while most of your teeth already left. I want you to know that I am going to be around you to the end. Happy birthday.

#34: Happy birthday to a friend who has never left my side since we were kids. Thank you for all the times you have bailed me out. I wish you many more amazing years in the world.

#35: Happy birthday. I want to know the secret of looking as you. I cannot be looking like an ugly duckling while you look as beautiful as Zozibini Tunzi each passing birthday.

#36: I will always be by your side no matter how old and cranky you get. I know your memory will fail you, but I won’t fail you. I will never feed you on dog food or watch you drink your tea from a tin. Happy birthday.

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